ugh
why am i so tired?

plz send halp in the form of a caffeine drip stat.

can’t even handle how long my hair is…

#carselfies because taking tt back to the surgeon is gr8 opportunity.

can’t even handle how long my hair is…

#carselfies because taking tt back to the surgeon is gr8 opportunity.

i really hate when things for ladies are described as “fun and flirty”.
nothing makes me go “fucking ew” faster. (well, with a few exceptions i guess…)

When I kissed her lips,
I counted five syllables
before I moved down
and kissed her neck for seven.
I would have kissed her haiku,
but she took my tanka in her hand
and wrote a different poem.

And only after
did I finally finish
the kissing haiku.